week in review

This week I...
-Had two five year old students threaten to "pimp slap" someone
-Had another six year old student steal my cell phone
-Had one of the potential pimp slapping students tell my assistant that "his nuts hurt"
-Had six kindergarten girls fix my hair (my head is still throbbing)
-Was spat upon by a child on the granola bar aisle in WalMart
-Had the child's mom apologize and say he "needed a nap" (I think he needed a good butt whooping)
-Had three people cut in front of me when I was checking out during that same glorious WalMart experience
-Had a generally great week despite all of this