More Funny Sayings From a Seven Year Old

Book money (book buddy)

I'm seventeen. I'm just a little midgik (midget) girl.

I can't swaller my water. (If you're from Oklahoma, that one doesn't need interpretation)

Don't make me do "Kong Fu" on you. I'll have to karate chop your head off.

Tormato (tornado)

Oooooooooooo! You got a good thinkin' mind!

If you forget (snap), don't throw a fit 'cause you got the mind in your head.