4th of July Antics

Squeeze Me...Freak Accident or Intentional Prank?

The Gray Beauty

Ode to the Gray Beauty

Oh Gray Beauty, my loyal wallet, you have served me well
How my heart will ache for finally throwing you out only time will tell.
You served me nearly a decade and held my money dear
You never complained as you wore out year after very long year.

When I overstuffed you with credit cards you never did complain
The pressed flowers on the front of you always did remain.
Even when your snap wore out I couldn't bare to part
With my little Gray Beauty I held so near and dear to my heart.

Although you have been replaced and thrown out with the trash
I never will forget you or the time we spent together in the past.
As you rot in some landfill always keep in mind
Never will I find another wallet I think so very fine.

HP5

Oh man, oh man, oh man! I rarely think so highly of a movie as I did of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix tonight (or should I say this morning?). It was GREAT!!! I love going to the 12:01 a.m. showings because people from all walks of life come out in full force and then mob mentality takes over. The whole crowd cheers, jeers, laughs and cries together. The high quality of the movie just made it that much more enjoyable. Go see it. You will like it if you know any of the plot line from the past at all.

I really would like for everybody in the world to have the experience of Kealani dictating a letter to them. However, since that is not possible, I wanted to share with you a letter I typed for her (word for word and often spelled the way she said it unless it affected the clarity).

Here it is:

Dear Meagan,

How sweet you are to have a boy (meaning boyfriend). You is so nice. Here he come..."Davin" Davin. I love Davin (David). Davin, Hi! Remember your little friend Kealani? I'm Chucky too (yes, as in the doll) . I say tell your girlfriend that too. What did I say? Hope you get this letter soon. That's all I can remember.

I say come at my house one day and stay for a few hours. I say we still got this cat. We just took it home yesterday.

What I say? I love you Meagan. Have a nice day together. I love you Davin. I was great having you at summer church...something like that...I can't remember what it's called. Yeah, I mean church camp. And Meagan you too having you there to be my teacher. I love you too. I love you most of the time. I love Sarah most of the time. I love all my teachers. I love all the teachers that help me take baths.

We miss you good. We miss you mad. Sometimes we even miss you sad. We cry for you. Jesus died on the cross for you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We luf luf luf luf you! You love me too. We miss you good. We miss you sad. We miss you mad. God love you. Lord love you. Jesus luf you. Everyone from the holy name luf you. Bye bye.

Once a while I have some more words before I say bye bye. This is gonna be a long letter to you. Cause I snap my fingers, I turn that note, I say gimme that "pitcher" back. What I say? WHAT I SAY? The Lord luf you. The Lord luf you. The Lord luf you. __________________________________________________________________
This is a song: The Lord luf you. The Lord miss you. The Lord take care vuv you. He luf you, He luf you and once again me and Joy love you. Amen! Bye Bye!

Love,
Kealani